Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...