Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...