A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Never say it at work
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How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
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The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Top 10 rejection lines
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A few questions and answers
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