Caught by a local tribe
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Yo Mama’s So Fat…
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Actual product instructions.
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Some years ago
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Tied in an election
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What’s the difference?
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The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...