The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...