Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
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Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...