Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...