A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...