Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...