Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...