Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...