True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...