Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...