My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
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Food quotes and quips
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A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Men vs. Women
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...