Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...