Elephant Jokes Eight
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A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
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Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Yes or No
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
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