Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...