Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...