What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...