Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
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A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...