19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...