Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...