Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.