What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...