Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
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I am not forgetful
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A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Daffynitions!
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Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...