Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!