No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...