Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Evolution of Mom
|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...