Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...