He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...