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There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
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A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
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Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
GOT A LIGHT?
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Write for mail order
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Musical jokes
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Cross mouse cards!
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