Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...