One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...