USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...