Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...