Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...