Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!