Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...