How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Lawyers on a flight
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How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
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Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...