A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...