Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...