Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Crossing
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What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...