37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
ride it to hospital!
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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.