Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...