The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.