Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...