Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...