Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
I just had a dream about it
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8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Lawyers on a flight
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Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...