Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper