Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...