Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...