A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
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|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...